So. This is my first post, and since I haven't rose to the heights of dream-like good fortune yet, I'm going to assume anyone reading this is archive binging several months from now, or a grizzled renegade in the post-apocalyptic future wasteland who has dug a rusty laptop from a pile of debris whilst looking for rations and ammunition. I can assume you are fending off radiation ghouls as you scroll through the ancient literary texts of the enlightened scribe known as 'Jackpickert (.com)'.

You might wonder why I am flaunting my vocabulary like a shortsighted old man uncovering his family-friendly amusement park filled with family-eating ancient monsters*. Well, it's not that I'm a show-off, I'm simply 'grandstanding', which is another word for showing off. Jeez, this thesaurus is useful.

Starting now, my comics are officially beginning. French Club updates Monday and Friday, and Body in the Foyer updates on Saturday. But then, you could have read that in my about page, you lazy swine. Go read it now, to make it up to me. No, not really. I'm an inanimate blog post, that would be stupid.

Feel free to follow me on twitter or subscribe to my RSS feed. If you don't, I'll find out where you live, Edward, slither into your house at night and devour you in your bed. Actually, no, still just an inanimate blog post. Just said that in case your name is Edward.

*Jurassic Park reference, in case you couldn't tell. Just making sure.


Blake on February 22, 2014 at 11:45 said:

Within seconds of reading the "about" I was cracking up! This is great!

Blake on February 22, 2014 at 11:31 said:

Hilarious. Thats all I have to say about it :)

Emily on February 21, 2014 at 05:56 said:

I'm already laughing so hard and this post is the first thing I read. Sorry - I didn't start with the "About" page. I'm going to read it now to make it up to you. ;)

jack on February 17, 2014 at 04:51 said:

Why thank you, Kerry! You flatter me. I'm looking forward to it as well.

Kerry on February 17, 2014 at 04:37 said:

This is great Jack! You are hilarious. :) My kids and I look forward to seeing your cartoons.

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