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Always remember proper first aid, in case of an emergency:

If the bone is broken, immediately drink a glass of milk. Calcium, mm-mm.

If you are bleeding profusely, try natural remedies, like rubbing small twigs and raccoon scat in the wound. Just like the Native Americans did.

If you learn that you are in the early stages of a fatal disease such as Malaria, try believing in yourself. If it doesn't work, you didn't believe in yourself enough.

For third degree burns or gunshot wounds, try herbal tea. Really. You'd be surprised.

Comments

Meems on July 23, 2014 at 04:23 said:

HAHAHA funny and informative! Have now moved my green tea to medicine cabinet.

Teri on July 23, 2014 at 02:27 said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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