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Items tagged with "Officer Bob"


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It's actually a very well known idiom, Westcott. A lot of people are familiar with it.

By the way, I accidentally skipped Body in the Foyer #27 earlier, but it is now there, in between #28 and #26. Go look at it and enjoy the double update!

September 21, 2014


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Well, this week's update is an unorthodox one, as apparently I accidentally skipped the 27th installment of Body in the Foyer the last time I updated. Luckily, this lost episode has been found! Enjoy Clint vomiting, and enjoy the double update!



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Remember, everyone, in real life knocking someone unconscious almost has a guarantee of serious injury, so take them to the hospital without delay! The more you know DOO DAH DOO DAAAH

August 10, 2014


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(I had a massive ink spill on this one that destroyed most of the page, so I had to do the drawings of panel 2 onward on the computer and then sharpen it to look similar. Did you catch it?)


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Good Cop/Bad Cop always gets results, and is applicable in a wide variety of situations! Try it and see your life improve:

At Work:

You: Hey, boss, I was really wondering if I could have a raise.
Boss: Sorry, Henderson, it's these cutbacks. They're affecting all of us.
You: Hey, that's fine, chum. You want a stick of gum?
Boss: Sure!
You: SHUT UP, YOU DON'T GET ANY GUM!
Boss: Wha—
You: DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO TELL YOUR FAMILY THAT YOU TRIPPED AND FELL INTO THIS CROWBAR AND THEN ROLLED YOURSELF IN A CARPET AND THREW YOURSELF OFF THE SAN FRANSISCO BRIDGE, SCUMBAG!
Boss: I like the cut of your jib, Henderson.


At Parties:

Stranger: Uh, you see The Help? I just saw The Help.
You: Sure I did, pal, sure I did.
Stranger: Cool—
You: I'M LYING, DIRTBAG, I'VE NEVER SEEN THE HELP! WHAT ARE YOU, AN IDIOT?
Stranger: AAAAH!
You: I forgive you. Let's hug it out, compadre.
Stranger: WH—
You: I'M LYING AGAIN, I DID SEE THE HELP! I ADORE EMMA STONE, I THINK SHE'S A GREATLY UNDERUTILIZED ACTRESS!
You: SHE WAS WONDERFUL IN EASY A, THAT WAS A STARMAKING ROLE!
You: SHE'S GOT A LOT OF POTENTIAL.
You: SCUMBAG.


At Home:

Roommate: Hey, you left your towel on the floor again.
You: Hey, buddy, don't worry about it.
Roommate: Uh—
You: TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW! (backhanded slap)


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Ah, pipes. I like pipes. If I owned a pipe, I'd sit on my porch in a rocking chair and beckon neighborhood children to listen to my long, elaborate stories of my time in 'Nam. Then if one of the children pointed out that I had just recounted the plot summary of Saving Private Ryan in vague terms because I hadn't actually seen the movie, I'd throw glitter into their eyes and escape on my motorcycle. Because I'd be the neighborhood eccentric, and I like to keep kids on their toes.


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The first page with the BitF credit line! Very nice. There are many things I like about this page: The tree in the background. Clint's expression, panel 5. Officer Bob's dot eyes instead of my usual small vertical line eyes. Hadley's head shape, which is actually more difficult to get just right than it looks, is consistent in those two panels. Also, you can't tell now, but that's a police car in the background, panel 2. Gad I'm incredible at this.



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Those are some nice background trees in panel three.

That is all.