Items tagged with "Billfred"

August 31, 2014


Looks like Billfred is looking for a 'down low' there in panel five, as celebration for so far excelling at being a murder suspect. Unfortunately, he'll have to learn the hard way that Westcott is more the fist bump type.

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you enjoy humor? Do you like light, laughter and love? Do you get through the day by hoping against hope that one day you will find that one true purpose, that one true meaning that will make your life worthwhile? Well have I got something for you! A brand new blog post, in the blog section. Just click that 'blog' button up there to read it. Good man! Jack out.

Remember, everyone, in real life knocking someone unconscious almost has a guarantee of serious injury, so take them to the hospital without delay! The more you know DOO DAH DOO DAAAH


Ah, pipes. I like pipes. If I owned a pipe, I'd sit on my porch in a rocking chair and beckon neighborhood children to listen to my long, elaborate stories of my time in 'Nam. Then if one of the children pointed out that I had just recounted the plot summary of Saving Private Ryan in vague terms because I hadn't actually seen the movie, I'd throw glitter into their eyes and escape on my motorcycle. Because I'd be the neighborhood eccentric, and I like to keep kids on their toes.